Canoe Girlfriend Part 2

21:59 by Jia
It's extremely pragmatic to get a canoe girlfriend for the following reasons:

1. They'll always be there to give you a "lift" home

2. You know you won't need to pay a cent when you take her to the bar... i mean the pull-up bar of course

3. You can save money on renting a wedding car, just decorate ur canoe spouse and voila! problem solved.

4. You won't have to worry about eating a fat-free meal... ever.

5. Save money on hiring a personal gym trainer.

6. She will never expect you to carry stuff for her... in fact she would probably grab yours to carry, so you won't have to bother about carrying her lunch tray.
However, you do get some problems such as having extensive medical bills when your bones get crushed once she bear-hugs you or she complains that you don't love her cos you can't seem to stretch your arm far enough to put it around her shoulder.

So anyway... here's a pic of me with somebody's very SPECIAL friend and one of my best buddies... KENNEDY NG aka Mandy!

Look how strong he is!! Giving somebody a lift!
So I guess getting a canoe bf or gf is great yeah?

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