we need mass encounters, you know, so everyone can participate. one versus one fight where got kick?

if you haven't already heard about this wonderful form of entertainment called the zebra crossing game, let me update you!

first you must walk very slowly.

then you must walk very slowly out of school. at this point people behind you are probably getting irritated already. did i forget to add that you must walk very slowly out of school in a very big group? take up all the space on the pavement.

next you walk to the zebra crossing.

next you cross the zebra crossing.

one by one.

then you see how many cars you and your friends can get to stop...

motorcycle = 1 point
car = 2 points
car with parent of schoolkid driver = 5 points
bus = 10 points
big fat lorry/cement mixer/whatever = 20 points

if the car horns at you its +500 point bonus okay!